roach-works:

doorstoplord:

“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into

Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”

And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay

giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:

THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:

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2ghosts:

on point like a laser

in a turtleneck and blazer 

omghotmemes:

The trickster

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maculategiraffe:

me @ any sort of Discourse

ALT

chiuart:

hades stuff! this game RULES!!

lyadrielle:

I told myself… “You’ll wait until it’s canon, cause it’ll be worth it if it happens!”
It was something like 50 episodes ago…

I can’t wait anymore dammit! I’m too weak!

And of course the other idiots would react!

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bone-paste:

I think the best thing about dream smp and the mcyt community is that people will be like “that stream was so sad 😢😢 they rlly made such an emotional storyline” and then you watch it and this is what they’re talking about

vengeanceisherebymine:

anthonycrowley:

moonisneveralone:

butlerbookbinding:

anthonycrowley:

rustbaby:

anthonycrowley:

anthonycrowley:

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

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ninterbit:

old art for russian cartoon zine
twitter

fishhberries:

less Found Family, more Forced Family Indoctrination

[ID: a three-panel colored comic. in Panel 1, a younger technoblade is hugged by wilbur and tommy. wilbur says “you’re officially part of our family now, you know what that means!~”, and tommy says “GROUP NAP TIME!!!”. in Panel 2, techno, wilbur and tommy are sprawled out on a bed. techno says “PHIL HELP ME THEY WON’T LET GO” and phil, walking away, says “oh, you’ll be fine.” techno replies “PHIL DONT LEAVE ME HERE”. the third panel is captioned “later”, and depicts phil laying a blanket over a sleeping techno, tommy, and wilbur. end ID.]